February 2012
me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner
I just applied to a shit load of jobs instead of studying. This better be worth it if I end up failing because of it.
New Sex Position
erdick-yu:
skeetbucket:
robbzillax:
dianabaabe:
kimburrit0:
ssalenaax3:
baayleyx3:
iansteezy:
xandratujan:
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
LOLOL
Lol wth.
LMFAO. i would kill .
omfg…………………
HAHAHAHA
LOOOOOL omggggg
...
I have sexdaily,
sorryforthefilth:
itschristina-yadumbcunt:
oops, i meant dyslexia.
LOLZ
What I wanna know is why I feel like throwing up whenever I eat something lately.
Pharrell on the drums tho.
BLACK PEOPLE ON TWITTER 2K11 PT.2
hiadorea:
marquisybear:
CONYAY WEST
CONYAY WEST
now that i think about it
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
When I sing...
laugh-addict:
at home:
when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing: